Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator review

Backing the misery and success of an alien baby should be a big no-no. After all, who wants to get rich off the failings of an extraterrestrial being, let alone a juvenile one? Well, in short, me, that’s who! Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is the sort of game that sounds extremely complicated and time-consuming. Thankfully, it is not, and you can pick it up and play it with ease.

Frosty Pop has developed this out-of-this-world baby trading experience. It is a single-player game where data, luck, and a bit of silliness go a long way. Furthermore, if risking your cash on a baby’s future wasn’t enough, you can take a wager about any aspect of their life. Will they live to be 140, or will their stock bottom out? Alternatively, will they take on a certain job, or piss off the corporation? Anything is possible, and if you have the balls, you could make some big bucks.

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator tells a story of sensibility and silliness.

The stock market, as we know it, has crashed. Technology has ripped it up, and now traders are scrabbling for a way to make up for their losses. The Future Cy terminals may be bright, but they cannot predict the future of a baby. Therefore, the traders decided to experiment. If they create a simulation of each life, could they get rich trying? The answer, however horrendous, is yes.

This is the concept behind Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. You are an alien trader who will do anything to get rich. Buy a ticket to enter a trading planet, and get to work. With each mini episodic campaign, you get the chance to invest in 1 alien life per day. Once you select your guinea pig, you watch a share screen come to life. The peaks and troughs of their existence flash up on the screen. In response, their worth rises and falls like a bird in flight.

This shouldn’t be exciting, but buying low and selling high is a wonderfully simple concept. This is all about bottle and holding your nerve. Will you get more per share, or will your scheme fall apart? Either way, it is bloody exciting.

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A bit of insider knowledge goes a long way. However, it comes at a cost. Will you use the consultants to give you a glimpse into the future? This was a fantastic tool that had me screaming with rage. After all, they’re supposed to be accurate, and I lost 60,000 on a piece of false information! I was enraged and wanted to get revenge. Yet, that would be pointless as nothing is guaranteed, and you sign up to accept the risk.

The sense of failure, excitement, and false information was a joy to experience. If you consider that most of the game is a moving line that rises and falls, it should have been a snooze fest. Yet, Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator will have you invested from the opening investment.

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is filled with weird creatures.

When much of a game relies on data and quick-changing events, you wouldn’t expect it to be good to look at. However, the blend of aliens, silly events, and old-school pixelated imagery was pleasant on the eye. With clean UI, simple ideas, and well-explained elements, this would-be data overload is a joy to witness. The audio has a sci-fi edge that adds drama to each day. The electro-industrial soundscape matches the madness you endure. Moreover, some weirdly sinister tracks offer peace and time to think.

The controls were remarkably simple. The impressive tutorial sets you up nicely. Moreover, as new elements were added, there are notes and information to help you on your way. This is great as it makes a potentially complex game really accessible. Replay value and longevity are well-considered elements. With many babies to select and multiple campaigns to tackle, you could play this repeatedly and never get the same result.

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator surprised me.

I reviewed this because the name made me chuckle. However, I was impressed by its addictive campaign and the excitement of trading against each baby’s future. When you chuck in false information, gambling, and the ability to risk it all, it is fantastic. Accordingly, you should get a copy from the Xbox store!